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Physical! From the Centre For The Self-Funded Performing Arts, it’s the 2011 Slammy Awards!

Remain with us now for a gala evening acknowledging the best/worst in social deviancy and assorted bad behavior from the people we, as a society, have animated into objects of worship – celebrities.

As always, we would like to thank the Academy – of Foetus And Adolescent Psychology in Washington, D.C.

THE ‘LET NO MAN PUT ASUNDER’ SLAMMY: To Kim Kardashian, whose confederation to the NBA’s Kris Humphries lasted a whole 72 days. To put a consummate spin on it, though, that’s about a decade in skank years.

THE ‘FLY THE UNFRIENDLY SKIES’ SLAMMY: To Alec Baldwin, who was awaiting takeoff, playing Zynga’s Words With Friends, when told to terminate off his iPhone. He went ballistic and locked himself in the loo before being ejected. We blame Zynga. They out of it you on the game and then don’t accept words like @#$% and *&^%.

Source: London Free Press

Gay boy is trying to satisfy the rapist

Still having his arms tied, armature gay boy is bothersome to satisfy rapist with his lips and perky tongue

Mature gay guy is pulling his victim hair

Refine gay guy is pulling his victim hair trying to enforce him to suck his balls hardcore period

Dad and boy in sauna

Cur invited a son in sauna to get a chance to suck his young dick

Boy fucked by daddy

A boy has no bet but sucking his dad and give him his virgin ass

Dad seducting a boy

Dad seducting a boy with playing billiard after sauna